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imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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theworldsmental:

rainbownova:

agiantsackofpotatoes:

jimfaindel:

ohmydearray:

HE DID IT. (x)

He started in 2011, and it finally ended.

"Oh sweet, I beat it."

THATS LEGIT ALL HE FUCKING SAYS. HE SAYS IT WITH THE CALMEST VOICE EVER EVEN THOUGH HE’S BEEN SCREAMING FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS OKHE LITERALLY PLAYS IT THROUGH AND THEN HE JUST “oh sweet, i beat it” WHAT THE FUCK

He spent the last four years bleeding out his soul for a square. That is the reaction of a broken man.

theworldsmental:

rainbownova:

agiantsackofpotatoes:

jimfaindel:

ohmydearray:

HE DID IT. (x)

He started in 2011, and it finally ended.

"Oh sweet, I beat it."

THATS LEGIT ALL HE FUCKING SAYS. HE SAYS IT WITH THE CALMEST VOICE EVER EVEN THOUGH HE’S BEEN SCREAMING FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS OK
HE LITERALLY PLAYS IT THROUGH AND THEN HE JUST “oh sweet, i beat it” WHAT THE FUCK

He spent the last four years bleeding out his soul for a square. That is the reaction of a broken man.

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

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thefaultin221b:

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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harrypottergif:

What on earth are you doing, Albert?

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memehumor:

Don’t Answer the Question!http://memehumor.tumblr.com
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ask-the-fearling-rapunzel:

I will NEVER stop reblogging this.

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hlmp:

**LOST SERVICE DOG**

To my fellow Bay Area humans:

My name is Heather Pujals and I rescued an amazing dog named Ryan nearly 4 years ago who just went missing in Daly City, CA on Tuesday, July 16, 2014. She is a SERVICE DOG who, although I never expected this when I adopted her, has the gift of being able to detect the oncomings of my debilitating migraines. I have suffered with these all my life (they run in the family) and they have always caused me to miss a lot of school and work, and they are so excruciating that I become unable to drive, leave the house, or even eat, and I am sometimes forced to stay in bed for days. With The help of Ryan’s early detection of the chemical changes in my body before a migraine hits, I can take preventative medication that 9/10 times stops the migraine from surfacing. (Migraine alert dogs are not very common yet, but they are similar to seizure alert dogs.) I need her help, and it just so happens that her separation anxiety is bad enough that she really needs me too. We are like Siamese twins and never go anywhere without each other. Pease help spread the word—even if you don’t live in the Bay Area, maybe you have friends or connections who do. Every “share” counts and the clock is ticking. I don’t know what I would do if something happened to Ryan. The longer she is out there, the higher her chances of being hit by a car (or other terrible things) become.

APPEARANCE:
Mostly black with brown paws, long silky yet fluffy fur, medium size, 40 lbs, floppy ears, black spots on pink tongue, border collie mix.

TEMPERAMENT:
Extremely shy, afraid of strangers (will not approach), will run if chased (DO NOT CHASE IF YOU SEE HER, call (408) 316-1587 ASAP and perhaps follow calmly from a distance), very sweet and loving with those she knows well, is very smart and knows dozens of commands but likely will not respond in this situation.

DETAILS:
Last seen on Tuesday, July 16 at 12pm near St. Francis Blvd and Higate Dr., Daly City, CA 94015.
Ryan is a 4 year old spayed female who is current on her Rabies vaccination, is microchipped, and is licensed in the city of San Francisco. She was wearing a blue collar with a name tag that has my number, as well as her SF dog license.

Your “share” could make the difference to help reunite me and Ryan. I can’t stand to be away from her and I know she is suffering too. Thank you.

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took-the-record-off-repeat:

shweep:

luaru:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for iiiitt……

I GOT IT OH GOD THIS IS AMAZING

HRLP ME I DONT GET IT

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musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

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loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

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superfizz:

robomattic:

givemeinternet:

No…..no….I clean shield now

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OH MY GOD CONSUELA 

superfizz:

robomattic:

givemeinternet:

No…..no….I clean shield now

Iconic

OH MY GOD CONSUELA 

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jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

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